I haven't shown you my air raid shelter before because it's top secret. Or possibly because up till now it was buried underneath the brambles. Apparently they're very fashionable at the moment so I was thinking of inviting offers for it. On the other hand I may just hang on to it in case those barmy americans turn nasty.
There's quite a few of these knocking about on our site, most of them sawn in half and tipped on their sides for stashing manure. But in case you can't get enough of them here's another one that's still intact: