I think Soilman has already summed up the "wank tank horror show" that is Chelsea Flower Show as well as anyone so I shan't try to better his description.
I've come to expect a dizzying assault of corporate greenwashing from Chelsea but the prize this year must surely go to the Quilted Velvet garden. If manufacturers SCA had their way you'd be wetting yourself over their green credentials. In fact nothing could be further from the truth. Making toilet paper from virgin wood uses massive amounts of energy; the pulping process uses tons of chlorine and other toxic chemicals. Quilted paper is especially damaging to the environment but bizarrely this is one area of the market which is growing. Which is no doubt why SCA are sponsoring no less than three gardens at RHS shows this summer, so be prepared for even more of this crap.
So this weeks corporate slut award goes to designer Tony Smith. You're on the list sunshine.
The garden was pretty naff too.